yes call a millionaire and ask them or better yet maybe you can get an actor celebrity to give you the million
Depends on your age, your profession, your ability to repay the loan and a few other factors such as collateral, criminal record, reason for the loan,
Yes, get a monopoly board.
No lender will loan money without collateral
sure. Where should I send it? Will need your full bank account details.
If you income is sufficient to masks the payments
yes
Sure. Where shall I send it?
I seriously doubt it but you can try.