I like to store bottles of urine for months and months at a time. I like to take them to work and pour them on water fountains, the vending machine, door handles, and inside the microwave in the breakroom? What happen if I get caught?

Sounds like you have a mental problem and they would probably put you away until you proved you aren't as whacky as you sound.

that will get you thrown in prison for being a terrorist

Troll....

i would killl you if i cought you